So did we ever decide if SpongeBob SquarePants is gay or not? That issue seemed to quietly fade away, perhaps when people realized it was a dumb thing to argue about. SpongeBob, and his "partner" ...

Oh SpongeBob, how I wish I were in that fateful meeting room when you were created. The person who had the courage to green light a kids' show entirely based around a talking kitchen cleaning utensil ...